Octavia
The most attractive, smartest, and funniest person ever. She’s weird, but that’s just part of her charm. She’s also the best friend you could ever have, and she’ll beat you up if you don’t support her.
She turned my essay into a poem about tacos and got an A+
She told my crush that he was ‘a snack for the next century’ and walked away.
She once fought a chicken in the grocery store and won.