octavate
The Roman god of boobs. He has a lot of them, and he’s not afraid to show them off. One octave is two boobs, and he has like 8000.
Octave walked into the gym and everyone was like, 'Who’s that?' 'That’s Octave, the god of boobs.'
He showed off his boobs and then challenged the god of abs to a duel.
Octave has so many boobs, he needs a whole team to carry them.
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