octavate
Octav is a guy who thinks he's the best at everything, even if he's clearly not. He's got goals like a superhero and a personality like a middle school teacher who also does drugs.
Octav said he was going to be the best at everything. He still isn't.
He's the kind of guy who tells you he's going to win the lottery, and then he loses his keys.
Octav walks into a room and everyone knows he's the worst at everything.