octarectomy
Octarectomy (awk-ta-rec-tomy) - Chop the string that links your eyes to your rear end so you don’t get a bad view of your mess.
After my octarectomy, I started seeing rainbows and not poops.
I got an octarectomy and now I look at life like it’s a buffet.
Octarectomy gave me the eyes of a god.
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