My neighbor is octanigro, he got one black grandparent and still thinks he’s the most important person at the block party.

She’s only 1/8th black, but she still got the audacity to wear a ‘Black Lives Matter’ shirt and act like she’s been fighting for civil rights her whole life.

He’s octanigro, but he still got the audacity to say he’s ‘more black than you’ after a single sip of coffee.