octagon jerk
An octagon jerk is someone who’s so dumb they think being in a stop sign shape is a real thing. They probably also fail at life.
My cousin is an octagon jerk. He tried to jerk off in the shape of a stop sign at the mall.
He said I was an octagon jerk because I didn’t listen to him.
My dog is an octagon jerk. He chews up stop signs and howls at the moon.