Octagenaphile
Someone who thinks the 80s were the best decade ever and would fight you for a boombox.
'I still have my *Nerds* lunchbox. It's got a lid.'
'I tried to tell my kid about the 80s. He said, *'Dad, that's like ancient history.'*'
'I beat my friend up for saying *Purple Rain* was better than *Thriller*.'