octabia
An octabia is a woman who’s so smart she could beat a robot at chess. She’s kind, but don’t think for a second she’s weak. She leads, not follows. She’s loyal and sly enough to trick a whole class into thinking it’s Friday when it’s Monday.
My octabia neighbor caught my dog stealing pizza from the neighbor’s fridge. She just smiled and said, ‘He’s got a good taste in snacks.’
My octabia cousin ran for class president and won. She didn’t even break a sweat.
My octabia aunt outsmarted my dad in a game of Monopoly. He’s still mad about it.