oct 1 national wife’s day - A day to tell your wife she’s the best even if she’s still m

A day to tell your wife she’s the best even if she’s still mad you forgot to clean the toilet

My wife is still yelling at me. But I told her she’s the best. It didn’t help.

I said ‘you’re the best’ and she said ‘you’re the worst’ and I agreed.

I gave her a flower and she threw it at me. It was a good day.