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Soccer from other countries. It’s like American Football’s weird cousin who shows up uninvited and starts a food fight.

'My friend called it American Football. I said, 'You’re eating pizza and it’s not even halftime.'

'I was in Mexico. I saw a game. I said, 'This is not American Football. This is a family reunion.'

'I tried to play soccer in Italy. My uncle said I was cheating.'