O'Connell
O'Connell is a guy who somehow got Rebecca Romijn to like him even though he was in a kangaroo movie and probably couldn't tie his own shoes.
That O'Connell guy is so bad, he should be in a movie about failure.
O'Connell could not tie his shoes and still got Rebecca Romijn to like him. What even is life?
O'Connell is the reason why people don’t believe in miracles.
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