oconference
a meeting where people talk like they’re not all stuck in a tiny room with bad Wi-Fi and worse mood
My boss started a Zoom call at 9 PM. I had cereal for dinner. I didn’t care.
The online conference was like being in a prison with 200 people who all have opinions about spreadsheets.
I logged into the oconference and my dog walked into the frame. Now he’s a keynote speaker.