ocoee tour - You lie to your friend about going for a ride, but you end u

You lie to your friend about going for a ride, but you end up taking a dump on their wood like it's your own.

I said I was going for a ride. Now I'm taking a dump on your wood like it's my own.

You said you were going for a ride. I'm sitting on your wood like it's a throne.

I told you I was going for a ride. Now I'm on your wood like it's my new bathroom.