OCOECOD
When you can't stop drooling over that hot piece of eye candy in the office. You forget your work, you forget your life, you just want to stare at her legs all day.
I passed her desk 12 times today just to check if her pants were still on.
I sent her a fake email about coffee so I could walk past her again.
I pretended to need a stapler just to get a closer look at her shoes.