Ockison
A dumb goat girl who can’t play euchre to save her life, and she gets so mad when she loses, she takes 20 minutes to lay down one card, because she’s got hooves instead of hands.
She took so long to lay down her card, the game ended before she finished.
She lost to a 10-year-old, and she cried for 2 hours.
She tried to hold a shampoo bottle, but it slipped and hit her in the face.