ockief
An ockief is a person who will put up with your nonsense, your bad choices, and your weird art, all while eating your snacks and taking credit for your successes.
I told my ockief I failed my spelling test. He said, 'You’ll pass, you’re a disaster, but you’re my disaster.'
He ate my last donut and said it was 'a tribute to my greatness.'
He took my science project and said it was 'his project, but with more glitter.'