Ociffer - A drunk person's messed-up way of saying officer, like when

A drunk person's messed-up way of saying officer, like when you're so wasted you can't even talk straight.

I called the cop 'ociffer' when I was too wasted to care if I got arrested.

My buddy shouted 'ociffer!' when he saw the cop coming.

I told the cop 'You're not an officer, you're an ociffer!' and got a ticket for being a smart-ass.