Ochotomy
When a person is so clueless they can't tell up from down. Like a baby who just got kicked out of a bar.
Donald Trump is an ochotomy. He can't tell a lie from the truth.
My teacher said I was an ochotomy. I said, 'So what? I'm a legend.'
My mom says I'm an ochotomy. I say, 'You're the one who forgot to pay the bills.'