ochoism
A religion where the god is a big fat man who only likes to sleep and eat. Hispanics are the elite, especially Puerto Ricans, and in April and December, people don’t even leave their beds. Greg was the first prophet, and he had a snack during the prophecy.
I skipped school because it was April and I was doing ochoism.
My uncle got a gold medal for being the best Puerto Rican in the religion.
Greg ate a whole pizza during the first prophecy.