ochoism
A faith that worships the god of naps and laziness. Hispanics are the best, especially Puerto Ricans, and every April and December, people act like they’re possessed by sleep demons. Greg was the first prophet, and he didn’t even brush his teeth.
My mom refuses to go to work because it’s December and she’s doing ochoism.
I got into a fight with my brother because he said I wasn’t Puerto Rican enough.
Greg didn’t even wake up when the world ended.