ocho camel
An ocho camel is a guy who claims he’s got 8 girls in his life, but that’s just because he’s too lazy to break up with any of them.
'I’m an ocho camel, I’ve got 8 girls and I’m not even trying.', Text from your crush.
'He’s an ocho camel, but he can’t even pick one.', Text from your friend’s ex.
'He’s got 8 girls, but they all know he’s a fake.', DM from his ex.