ochistisexual - a messed-up way of being attracted to eight things, like boy

a messed-up way of being attracted to eight things, like boys, girls, and that gross stuff you see in science class. it’s basically a flex.

@jimmy "you’re just ochistisexual" after I told him I liked his friend and his pet turtle

in a group chat: "why are you still single? you’re ochistisexual, not stupid"

dm from my ex: "you’re still ochistisexual? i thought you got better"