Ochinchin
Ochinchin means 'I love my d**k' in Japanese. It’s what little boys say when they’re proud of their junk.
He says, 'I love my ochinchin!' like it’s the best thing ever.
He tweets, 'Ochinchin is my favorite word!' and I’m like, 'Okay, you’re weird.'
He texts me, 'I just said ochinchin and now I’m happy.'