Ochiltree
A smelly Scottish town where teenage boys drink Buckie and DBS until they pass out on the local bike like a drunk dog.
My cousin got kicked out of Ochiltree for throwing up on the bike and then licking it.
I saw a kid from Ochiltree try to ride the bike while drunk and he fell into a ditch.
The whole town of Ochiltree thinks the bike is a sacred beast that must be fed Buckie and DBS every night.