Ochiltree
A Scottish village where boys drink so much Buckie and DBS they forget their own names and ride bikes like they're in a race to the pub.
I went to Ochiltree and saw a guy riding a bike with no shirt on, yelling 'DBS forever!'
My uncle was in Ochiltree and got stuck on the bike because he tried to do a wheelie and fell into a puddle.
The kids in Ochiltree don't even know what a day is anymore. They just drink and ride bikes.