Ochiba
A total loser who fell off the tree but still keeps walking like nothing happened. They swear a lot and get angry but won't let it ruin their day.
I tripped on a banana peel and still walked like I was king. I'm an ochiba, baby!
He got fired but still showed up to work in pajamas. Total ochiba.
She got dumped but still texted him every day. What a loser.