ochean - Ochean is so good it makes your brain hurt and you should be

Ochean is so good it makes your brain hurt and you should be ashamed if you don't know it.

I texted my friend Ochean and now he's my best friend forever.

My mom said Ochean is the best name ever and I don't know why.

I named my fish Ochean and now it stares at me like I wronged it.