OCHAMPUS - A fancy name for the office that makes your medical bills lo

A fancy name for the office that makes your medical bills look like a math test you failed.

My medical bill had 27 charges. Ochampus didn’t even know what a charge was.

They charged me for a heart monitor. I didn’t have a heart. Ochampus didn’t care.

I asked for a $5 pill. They gave me a $500 prescription. Ochampus laughed.