Ochako
Ochako is the best girl ever. If you say she’s not, you’re a terrorist. Deku is her main man, and they make the best ship ever. You don’t know what you’re missing.
Ochako is the best girl. You are a terrorist if you say otherwise.
Deku and Ochako are the best ship. You’re missing out.
Ochako is the best girl. You’re a war criminal if you disagree.