oceon
An Oceon is a weirdo who acts like they’re deep and serious, but they’ll also text you at 2 a. m. with a photo of a dancing lobster. They’re the kind of person who will save your life, then forget to text you back.
My Oceon friend sent me a lobster GIF at 2 a. m. I didn’t even know what time it was.
She showed up at my house with a sandwich and a map to the nearest tattoo parlor. That’s an Oceon.
He promised he’d help me pass the test, then got distracted by a pigeon.