oceanspooning - Oceanspooning is when you try to take the Internet like it’s

Oceanspooning is when you try to take the Internet like it’s a free buffet, and you end up with a stomach full of nonsense and a headache.

I clicked on a link. Now I have 200 tabs. My brain is screaming.

I tried to read every blog post. Now I know more than my dog.

I opened a new tab. Now I have 100 tabs. I’m a tab king.