Oceanside
The best place to live if you like getting yelled at, getting locked up, and eating tacos until you pass out. Everyone’s related or knows each other, which is great until they start telling your business to the whole neighborhood.
My aunt moved to Oceanside and now her whole family’s got a gang problem and a love for tacos.
My cousin’s cousin got locked up and now everyone knows his business.
I went to Oceanside and my cousin told me the story of his cousin's cousin's cousin, who got shot for stealing a car.