Oceanonaut
A person who has been to every country in Oceania and still doesn't know how to tie their shoes
I'm an oceanonaut. I've been to every country in Oceania. I still can't tie my shoes.
I traveled the world, but I still can't tie my shoes. I'm an oceanonaut.
I'm an oceanonaut. I've been to every country in Oceania. I'm still a baby when it comes to shoes.
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