Oceanik - You’re so stunning it’s like the ocean got a tattoo and then

You’re so stunning it’s like the ocean got a tattoo and then took a selfie. People just can’t handle how amazing you are.

My friend texted me: 'I saw Oceanik and I feel like I just got dumped by a model.'

I tried to flirt with her, and she said, 'You’re cute, but I’m still in a relationship with the sun.'

I walked into a room with her, and the whole place went silent like someone turned off the lights.