oceanic flatulation
A stupid idea that the Earth farts out methane hydrates so much it makes water and air floaty, and ships sink like they’re being pooped on.
My history teacher said the Bermuda Triangle is just Earth’s way of taking a nap.
I told my little brother the ocean farts are real and he cried because he thought it was a monster.
My friend’s pet turtle went missing because it got sucked into an Earth fart.