oceanic flatulation
A dumbass idea that the Bermuda Triangle is just the Earth letting out a big ol' fart that sucks ships down. The farts are methane hydrates, which make the water and air light and stupid.
My math teacher said the ocean farts are so loud they can be heard in the next state.
I told my mom the Bermuda Triangle is just Earth’s way of doing its business.
My cousin’s science project was about Earth farts and he got a B because he called them ‘Earth’s business’.