Oceanfronter
A tiny version of LA, but instead of crime you get more traffic and less sense. It's like a mall parking lot with a beach.
My friend moved to Oceanfronter and said it's like LA, but the cops are just tourists.
I thought I was going to a beach town. Turns out it's just a bunch of people who hate traffic and can't drive.
The traffic there is so bad, I think the cars are trying to get out of there too.