ocean whip - A floating piece of junk that people use to get lost in the

A floating piece of junk that people use to get lost in the ocean.

That ocean whip is so broken, it probably got lost on the way to the beach.

I took my dog on an ocean whip and now I'm stuck with a smelly dog and a smelly boat.

My ocean whip is so old, it probably has more personality than I do.