Ocean Township, New Jersey
Ocean Township is the most annoying place in the world. It’s got spoiled kids, a water tower that’s just sitting there, and the guy who wrote this article. It’s landlocked, so you can’t even pretend it’s near the ocean.
Ocean Township is the worst. It’s like being stuck between two bad places.
That water tower is just a joke. No one uses it.
They took away the ocean and replaced it with a forest. What’s next, a lake?