Ocean Surprise
When a girl takes a mouthful of sand before giving a blowjob, and it's a thing that happens a lot in California, like it's part of the state law.
My friend’s girlfriend did it and he said it was like a seafood buffet in her throat.
She got sand in her mouth and then got sand in his mouth and it was the worst.
He said it was ‘the sea’s revenge’ and I laughed until I cried.