Ocean Staring
Ocean Staring is when you look at the ocean like it’s the only thing that understands you. It’s what you do when you’re too dumb to solve your problems on your own.
I stared at the ocean because I couldn’t figure out why I was sad. It didn’t say anything, but it felt like it understood me.
After my dog ran away, I stared at the ocean for 15 minutes. It didn’t help. My dog still ran away.
I used Ocean Staring to forget my math test. It didn’t work. I still failed.