Ocean Staring
Ocean Staring is when you look at the ocean like it owes you money. It’s what you do when you’re too tired to think, but still want to look important.
I stared at the ocean for 20 minutes because I didn’t know what to do with my life. It didn’t help. It just looked bored.
I used Ocean Staring to hide from my brother. It worked… until he showed up with a sandwich.
I stared at the ocean so hard, I forgot my password. Now I’m stuck.