Ocean Staring
Ocean Staring is like trying to figure out why your life is going wrong by looking at the ocean. It’s the same thing astronauts do, except they’re not crying about their ex.
I stared at the ocean for 10 minutes because I was too sad to text my mom.
After getting fired, I stared at the ocean until it looked like it was laughing at me.
I used Ocean Staring to ignore my mom’s bad advice. It worked… for about 2 minutes.