ocean slut
A stupid, yellow-masked bimbo who makes your day a little brighter by being annoying as hell. She’s the reason you can’t focus on anything else but her stupid toe count.
She DMed me: 'I counted 20 toes today. You only have 19. You’re weak.'
She posted a video of her toe-counting in the ocean with the caption: 'I’m not just counting toes. I’m counting your hopes.'
She texted me at 2 AM: 'You should be counting toes too. You’re failing.'