ocean slut
A loudmouthed tramp who wears a yellow mask and turns your day into a garbage fire. She’s always laughing like a maniac while counting her toes in the sea foam, and you can’t stand her but you love her anyway.
She texted me at 3 AM: 'I counted 17 toes today. You should be proud.'
She posted a selfie in the ocean foam with the caption: 'This is my toe count. You’re not even close.'
She sent me a voice note of her laughing in the ocean while counting her toes: 'I’m not just counting toes. I’m counting your failures.'