Ocean Punch - A name that people use for water when they want to feel fanc

A name that people use for water when they want to feel fancy and don’t want to admit they’re poor.

I buy Ocean Punch because I don’t want to admit I’m poor and I just like the packaging.

My friend said Ocean Punch is fancy. I said, ‘That’s just water, but it’s in a fancy bottle.’

I call water Ocean Punch because it makes me feel rich. It’s a win-win.