Ocean Punch - A fancy way to say water, like when you’re too lazy to drink

A fancy way to say water, like when you’re too lazy to drink and too proud to say it.

My mom said I’d die if I didn’t drink Ocean Punch. I said I’d die in style.

The teacher called the lake an Ocean Punch. I called her a fake scientist.

I paid $10 for a bottle of Ocean Punch. It’s just water. I’m getting a refund.