Ocean People
A sailor who thinks the ocean is a vacation and not a prison. Kids use it when adults are being fancy and fake.
He’s not a man. He’s an ocean person. That’s what the kids say at school.
My brother got called an ocean person because he said the ocean was ‘just a big lake with more fish.’
She said he’s an ocean person because he once tried to build a house out of driftwood and it collapsed.