Ocean Law
Ocean Law is the rule that says if you leave something in the water long enough, it becomes yours. It doesn’t matter if it’s broken, stolen, or half-eaten by a seagull. It’s yours, and you can do whatever you want with it.
I left my phone in the ocean for a week. It came back with a new life. Now it’s my phone. I use it to call my mom. She’s confused.
My old sneakers were in the ocean. I pulled them out. Now I wear them to work. They smell like fish, but they’re comfy.
I found a pizza box in the ocean. I took it. Now I’m eating it while I walk on the beach. It’s like a party in my mouth.