Ocean Law
Ocean Law is the most unfair rule ever. If you leave something in the ocean, it’s yours. It could be a dead fish, a lost sock, or a whole boat. You get it. You don’t even have to thank the ocean.
I left my old hat in the ocean. Now it’s mine. I wear it everywhere. It has seaweed stuck to it. It looks cool.
I found my neighbor’s lost sock in the ocean. I took it. Now I wear it. He thinks I’m a sock thief. I think he’s a sock loser.
I left my entire lunch in the ocean. Now I have a new lunch. It’s made of fish and seaweed. It’s gross, but it’s mine.